Show your character with clothing, posters, and doodads galore featuring your favorite Doctor Noize characters.  Check out the full line of personalized Doctor Noize items for your whole family, classroom or band at our CafePress store.

I think everyone should have a Sidney The Beak T-Shirt.
Doctor Noize’s Daughter Sidney
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Seriously, Doctor Noize clothing and merchandise items are waaaaay cool.  With designs representing each member of The International Band Of Misunderstood Geniuses, you’re bound to find the one that best reflects your personality.  Got songs in your system?  Buy a Riley The Robot shirt.  A bit of a cowboy?  Buy Lenny Long Tail's “I like both kinds... country and Western'” Shirt.

Doctor Noize has partnered with CafePress to create a personalized Doctor Noize Store for all these awesome doohickies.  Get a poster!  Or a clock.  Or a calendar.  Or a cozy sweatshirt.  Or a puzzle, mug, calendar, bib, electronic device case, pillowcase... and more! All sizes — from little babies to Big Daddios — are provided for, and all shirts say “I’m With The Band” on the back.  Join The Band!

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Show ’em your character.  And show ’em you’re in The International Band Of Misunderstood Geniuses.

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Now that you've got your gear... wear it to a Show!  The Doc often invites Noizemakers wearing their character up onstage with him...

Upcoming Shows

Date City Venue
Thursday 03/19/26 Highlands Ranch, CO Southridge Recreation Center
Time: 10:00am. Doctor Noize Live! rocks Tots & Tunes in Highlands Ranch, Colorado!
Wednesday 04/22/26 Lone Tree, CO Reach Studios
On Earth Day for Environmental Awareness Month, Doctor Noize releases his sustainability Single & Video “Funk The Planet” — the third single from his new album “Positive Energy! (The Music Of Doctor Noize).” He wrote and performed the song with his all-star side band Konshens & The Earth Band, featuring frontman extraordinaire Konshens The MC from DC, multi-Grammy winner & UN Goodwill Ambassador Ricky Kej, and multi-Grammy-winning producer extraordinaire Lonnie Park.
Thursday 05/21/26 Lone Tree, CO Reach Studios
On Global Accessibility Awareness Day, Doctor Noize releases his fourth new Single Video from his “Positive Energy! (The Music Of Doctor Noize)” album. “Some People See, But I Don’t” features the Doc’s wife Janette Cullinan, the voice of Backbone The Octopus on the Doctor Noize recordings, who is also a blind former executive of a Fortune 5 American company. The song’s a party inspiring all to understand that anything is possible with playful positive energy and willpower.
Friday 06/19/26 Lone Tree, CO Reach Studios
The release date of Doctor Noize’s retrospective album “Positive Energy! (The Music of Doctor Noize)!” A joyous celebration of his diverse career and impact in family music and education, it includes two favorites from each Doctor Noize album — including the two final future Doctor Noize albums — and several new singles exclusive to this album with an acclaimed array of luminaries!
Monday 07/20/26 - Friday 07/24/26 WY Wyoming Tour Venues
The Doc returns to Wyoming for 15 shows in 5 days… more info coming!
Monday 07/27/26 - Friday 08/07/26 Stanford, CA Stanford Recording Arts Workshop
For the fifth year in a row, Doctor Noize will run and teach the 2-week Stanford Recording Arts Workshop at Stanford University. Students range from college professors to high school students. Visit the Doc’s alter ego Cory Cullinan’s website at corycullinan.com for more info!
Wednesday 06/01/33 Lone Tree, CO Reach Studios
After a long Doctor Noize album production hiatus to focus on productions inspiring *adults* to think, collaborate and act in these pivotal cultural times, Doctor Noize returns with his final two albums for kids. “Make Us Into We” is the first single and video from his penultimate album, “Together… Live From Thelonious!”
Friday 07/01/33 Lone Tree, CO Reach Studios
“Make It Bloom,” the heartfelt second single and video from “Together… Live From Thelonious!” is released. Doctor Noize started composing this song when he was a kid himself and already thinking about how he wanted to approach his life in this world.
Monday 08/01/33 Lone Tree, CO Reach Studios
“Together… Live From Thelonious!” — Doctor Noize’s first full album in seven years — is released, celebrating the return of Phineas McBoof & The International Band Of Misunderstood Geniuses to the great monkey’s hometown stage and updating fans on their adventures. An album that celebrates the live show experience!
Friday 06/01/35 Lone Tree, CO Reach Studios
The Doc releases his second-to-last Single & Video “I’m Haunted” with the vintage North State Symphony and Redding School of the Arts Children’s Choir, Grammy-nominated violinist Jeremy Cohen and more… featuring scenes from his decades in children’s music. The first single from his final album “Here’s To You.”
Sunday 07/01/35 Lone Tree, CO Reach Studios
Doctor Noize releases his final single and video, the deeply personal “Here’s To You (My Last Song)” — a grateful and admiring love letter to his fans, friends and family.
Wednesday 08/01/35 Lone Tree, CO Reach Studios
Doctor Noize releases his final album for kids and the adults who belong to them, “Here’s To You”… closing out the tale of Phineas McBoof & The International Band Of Misunderstood Geniuses.

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