The Ballad Of Phineas McBoof

There once was a monkey named Phineas McBoof And when he performed people went through the roof He was so fantastic, fans didn’t understand
That he was just a monkey man
Hit it, band…
Good evening, everybuddy
Please sit back and fly with us to hear the tale of Mr. Phineas McBoof And his International Band Of Misunderstood Geniuses
Phineas McBoof All right
Oh yeah
Here we go
He made the people sing along
His name was Phineas McBoof
He made us feel like we belong
His name was Phineas McBoof
He was a musical King Kong
His name was Phineas McBoof!
Now no one knows where he has gone Have you seen Phineas McBoof?
Have you seen Phineas?…
No!
Phineas, Phineas, Phineas McBoof! Whoa…
There once was a monkey – McBoof was his name Hip fans called him Phineas, and he had great fame On the Isle Of Thelonious – it’s up a bit that way
Then this way, and that way – no, maybe it’s that way Wherever it is, let me cut to the zinger:
That Phineas was everyone’s favorite singer
And when he performed, monkeys dropped their bananas And ventured outside of their posh sun cabanas
They came from the beaches, the caves, and the trees Just to hear him and scream: “Sing another song please!” Man, puuuhleeze is right!
As in… Please stop all that crazy shoutin’!