Clothing & Merchandise

Show your character with clothing, posters, and doodads galore featuring your favorite Doctor Noize characters.

  • I think everyone should have a Sidney The Beak T-Shirt.

    Doctor Noize's Daughter Sidney (who is totally unbiased on the subject...)

Seriously, Doctor Noize shirts and merchandise items are waaaaay cool.  With clothing and merchandise representing each member of The International Band Of Misunderstood Geniuses, you’re bound to find the one that best reflects your personality.  Got songs in your system?  Buy a Riley The Robot shirt.  A bit of a cowboy?  Buy Lenny Long Tail's “I like both kinds... country and Western'” T-Shirt.

Doctor Noize has partnered with CafePress to create a personalized Doctor Noize Store of clothing and merchandise of your choice and design.  Get a poster!  Or a clock.  Or a calendar.  Or a cozy sweatshirt.  All sizes — from little babies to big daddios — are provided for, and all shirts say “I’m With The Band” on the back.  Join The Band!


Offerings include shirts, sweatshirts, posters, clocks, puzzles, mugs, calendars, bibs, electronic device cases, pillowcases... and more!

  • Show 'em your character.  And show 'em you're in The International Band Of Misunderstood Geniuses.

    Doctor Noize CEO, Creative Director & Performing Artist of Doctor Noize Inc.

And now that you've got your gear... wear it to a show!  The Doc often invites Noizemakers showing their indomitable spirit up onstage with him...

Upcoming Shows

Date City Venue
Sunday 08/18/19 Denver, CO Eloise May Library
Time: 1:00pm. Unplugged in Denver.
Tuesday 08/20/19 Centennial, CO Castlewood Library
Time: 4:30pm. Unplugged in Centennial…
Saturday 08/24/19 Centennial, CO Smoky Hill Library
Time: 1:00pm. The Doc returns for an Unplugged Show at one of his favorite Denver metro libraries!
Saturday 10/05/19 Parker, CO Schoolhouse Theatre At Mainstreet
Time: 10:00am. The Doc returns to Parker!

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